Joe was just an average work-a-day dude with an office job and a synthesizer, until a ridiculous misunderstanding on a horrible date turned him into a card-carrying member of the Undead Elite. But it turns out being a vampire is nothing like you see on TV, so he’s fired up a blog to tell the world the hilarious, heartbreaking, and unflinching truth. A dark, snarky comedy about keeping your sanity during the most inconceivable of circumstances. For fans of Christopher Moore and Johnathan Tropper. $0.99 on Kindle.
