The inimitable Dr Cornflake replies to his crazy patients’ letters with words of rare wisdom. This unbelievably loony read is sure to make you laugh, cry, and have you reciting the doctor’s correspondence to your parents, who’ll have a desperate urge to use the book as toilet tissue. Protest, hide the book inside your pet caterpillar until your human rights are restored. Long live Dr Cornflake! $0.99 on Kindle.