Six years ago, Ursula Barnett accidentally defrauded her church of tens of thousands of dollars, and now the police are circling in. She books herself on a budget centennial Titanic cruise, hoping to ride out the last few days on the statute of limitations, and return home a free woman. But little does she realize, more danger awaits her onboard as her dreaded in-laws are members of the housekeeping staff! Hilarious and heartbreaking. Free on Kindle.