“That Guy” is a life changing read. My 3rd cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he is still doing heroin. Another guy I went to high school with didn’t read it either, and I just heard that his wife left him. My nan and pap didn’t read it either. Now they are both dead. […]
Free: Teaching Frankenstein – A Cautionary Tale
October 5, 2018 By
Every student has a story… But you won’t find it here. Dark, profane, and absurd, this comedy follows the journey of a young teacher on a misguided adventure to resurrect dead dreams. After being let go from his first school, the nameless narrator finds himself at a tough urban high school ready to quit. He […]
Free: Return to Casa Grande
September 18, 2018 By
A washed-up 80s soap star is thrust back into the spotlight after an accidental appearance on a hit reality show. Blaze Hazelwood is a former “household name” actor searching for relevance in an entertainment environment that is remarkably different from what it was in his heyday. Blaze was the breakout star of Casa Grande, a […]
Free: New Corpse in Town (Secret Seal Isle Mysteries, Book 1)
September 18, 2018 By
FBI agent Cookie James is enjoying her extended leave from the agency on Secret Seal Isle, managing her quaint inn and flirting with the oh-so-sexy handyman, Dylan Creed…until her sixty-year-old mother goes skinny dipping and is almost drowned by a corpse. A phone call to the sheriff should mean the end of Cookie’s involvement, but […]
The Game: It’s All Fantasy. Really.
August 14, 2018 By
Religion and fantasy sports collide in this over-the-top, crude satire that focuses on Danny’s alcohol-fueled obsession with the Game, an annual contest hosted by the Game Masters. Danny will do anything to be Chosen (with a capital C), but there’s the rub: even if he is Chosen, he won’t know it until the Game is […]
Remember
January 11, 2018 By
For most people, Christmas is a time of joy and anticipation. But when a freak accident robs Gracie of her memory, the lines between fantasy and reality blur. Now there’s only one gift Gracie wants for Christmas, and the only man who can bring it is not Santa. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer
April 18, 2017 By
Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? […]
Free: Space Team
February 1, 2017 By
A fast-paced, laugh-out-loud space adventure from the author critics are calling “the new Terry Pratchett.” Mistakenly abducted by aliens, a small-time crook finds himself whisked across the galaxy and plunged into a frantic quest to save an entire species – and its god – from annihilation. Free on Kindle.
Free: Fashionably Dead
November 5, 2016 By
Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to […]
Why People Suck
November 5, 2016 By
You’ve heard of Sigmund Freud. You’ve heard of Carl Jung. But have you heard of Abe Surde? Surde is a humorist and master mixologist who tackles–with a smile and a wink–one hundred commonly irritating, upsetting, and obnoxious personality types seen in everyday life. From disconcerting creeps to loudmouth louts and worrisome weirdos, Surde shares with […]
Daddy 3.0: A Comedy of Errors (Fiction)
September 9, 2016 By
What a mess. This was not supposed to happen. This isn’t where Nick Owen thought he would be by this point in life. He used to be a busy web programmer. Now he spends most of his energy trying to stop his three-year-old twins from playing in a dirty sand pit. Nick thinks of himself […]
Where the Hell is Tesla? A Novel
February 23, 2016 By
SCI-FI ODYSSEY. COMEDY. LOVE STORY. AND OF COURSE… NIKOLA TESLA. I’ll let Chip, the main character tell you more: “I found the journal at work. Well, I don’t know if you’d call it work, but that’s where I found it. It’s the lost journal of Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest inventors and visionaries ever. […]
Better Date than Never Boxed Set (Books 1-6)
October 30, 2015 By
This USA Today Bestselling boxed set includes six contemporary romance novellas from the Better Date than Never series. Dating is so much easier when you have good friends to lean on. . . . $0.99 on Kindle.
Rise of the Retics (Rosehaven, Book1)
July 8, 2015 By
What would you do if you found out you weren’t entirely human and specially trained hunters were trying to kill you? For Tyranna, a young orphan, it means moving to Rosehaven: a hidden city filled with sword-fighting squirrels, goblin assassins, and a dangerous criminal organization run by an emotionally imbalanced fairy. It might not be […]
Where the Hell is Tesla? A Novel
May 19, 2015 By
SCI-FI ODYSSEY. COMEDY. LOVE STORY. AND OF COURSE… NIKOLA TESLA. I’ll let Chip, the main character tell you more: “I found the journal at work. Well, I don’t know if you’d call it work, but that’s where I found it. It’s the lost journal of Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest inventors and visionaries ever. […]
Free: Want It Bad
May 15, 2015 By
Carla thought she had it all together. Then Jake moved in next door. She never expected to fall for someone half her age. Especially Jake, an escort who specialized in very kinky sex. But Carla was curious. And rich. And when Jake accepts her as a client, they each may have gotten more than they’d bargained […]
Accidental Leigh
March 4, 2015 By
How does a girl become a witch? By accident, of course! Leigh Epstein is a grief stricken and lonely elementary school teacher that is devastated by the brutal and unexpected death of her true love at the hands of a careless writer. She overcomes her grief by taking matters in her own hands and takes […]
The Yoga Sutras: A Tale of Sex, Lies and Spiritual Enlightenment
January 2, 2015 By
Dave has problems and yoga is just the latest. His wife communicates with him via Post-it notes, his six-year-old daughter torments him and tells him he’s a loser and his yoga teacher appears to be a physical incarnation of the Hindu Goddess of Creation and Destruction. Dave’s blood thickens with cold whenever she comes close, […]
Free: “Night Shitf” (Romantic Comedy)
November 30, 2014 By
Moses is a lonely fifty-one-year-old hospital orderly, wasting his genius in an urban hospital. He gave up long ago on his hopes and dreams, and now walks the long corridors as he deals with doctors from hell, cynical nurses and annoying patients. Tonight, one bizarre graveyard shift changes that forever. After he loses (literally) a […]
