Brand New Release! What happens when a southern belle, musical sensation, narcissist, and quick temper all live in the adorable body of one tiny dog? Enter our heroine Khaki. Publicly photographed by a beanie clad teen, Khaki hurries to complete her tell-all book in order to save her reputation before the impending tabloid and social […]
Tales of American Idiocy
July 4, 2023 By
America has entered an Age of Idiocy. Worse, few Americans realize it. It is with this sad and somewhat humorous reality in mind that I wrote this book. I hope that by reframing American Idiocy using the animal kingdom and the supernatural realm, I might help wake America from the mass formation psychosis in which […]
The Amazing Sparkleton Circus
June 18, 2023 By
Heartwarming short story about a little circus of lovable misfits and the comedic efforts of a large rival circus to sabotage them during the performance of their lives. Lovingly written for both animal lovers and fans of classic whimsical circus. $0.99 on Kindle.
Crime and Pun-ishment
June 15, 2023 By
Barry Lagger is a villain of the old school. In 1996 he planned the crime of the century. Stealing the Sultan’s diamond from the world -famous Archibald gallery. Unfortunately he got caught. Twenty five years later and Lagger is up for parole. He’s desperate, his daughter is getting married and he simply has to be […]
Free: Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids
June 8, 2023 By
Interesting Facts for Intelligent Kids is a collection of Mind-Blowing and Fun Facts for young readers who are curious to learn new stuff and willing to find answers about the world around us. This book covers a wide range of subjects, including the world’s fastest animals, the deepest oceans, and the tallest trees, as well […]
Free: The Royal Riposte
May 29, 2023 By
It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely? We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, upcoming biographies and documentaries. So what if Oprah gave William and […]
Poker Strategy: The Math Behind the Madness – A Guide to Winning Big in Tournaments
May 11, 2023 By
Is math holding you back from becoming a poker champion? If yes, you’re not alone. Even seasoned pros can find the calculations and strategies behind poker intimidating at first! But don’t worry – we’ve got your back. If I told you that poker math is actually quite simple, would you believe me? This book has […]
Something Scandalous, Treacherous, and Black
April 7, 2023 By
You are gathered here today to witness the scandalous union of Paige and Joshua. The only problem is Paige is still in love with Leo, her college sweetheart, and Joshua has been sleeping with Joey, the best man. Unknown to the couple, Joey plans to sabotage the wedding because he is in love with Joshua. […]
Small Stories: A Perfectly Absurd Novel
March 23, 2023 By
Duncan and Maya Small have just relocated to a new town. Again. And almost immediately, Duncan is ready to move on thanks to a power-obsessed local official who has it out for him. But Maya has ideas of her own. The Smalls soon discover nothing in their new town is at it seems, but one […]
The Tyranny of Desire
March 18, 2023 By
Looking for a wild and irreverent read? Check out THE TYRANNY OF DESIRE! For just 99c, you can join Puchy Mushkin – and his enormous ‘little Puchy’ – on his journey to banish all desire from his life except for one: to assassinate desire itself. Don’t miss out on this hilarious, profane and raunchy tale […]
Almost Over, Never Done: A Reluctant American’s Pandemic Tragicomedy
February 9, 2023 By
Where fact meets fiction, a genre-bending adventure unfolds as the one-liners fly in a rebuke to the American landscape of dissent and descent. This mash-up mix of reflection, rage, and sketch comedy follows a madcap freelancer with a saucy keyboard who’s determined to survive it all…but how? $0.99 on Kindle.
Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun: 1000 Random Reasons I Chose to Be #ChildFree
January 23, 2023 By
“Forget Having Kids – I’m Having Fun” is a FUN book that examines all avenues of life and answers the question: Why Do So Many People Not Want Kids? Funny, extremely racy entertaining thought-provoking “Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun” is a page-turner written in the vein of the classic tv show “Everybody Hates Chris”. […]
Free: Riddle Me These & Riddle Me These, Kids — 2-Books-in-1: Over 300 Funny Brain Teasers Bundled for Smart Kids & Families to Play on Trips and Good Times Together
January 19, 2023 By
If you want your child to develop problem-solving skills, then these two books combined are for you! If your child is gifted or bright it may be practically a must that you work together at solving puzzles, word games, and riddles, and Riddle Me This, Kids! can make such pursuits laugh-filled and effective. Have fun […]
Free: Scam A-Lama Ding Dong: A Dark Comedy Crime Caper (Con the Rock Star Book 1)
January 19, 2023 By
Slide into the sleazy side of Show Business and uncover a sly scheme to con the rock star, in a hilarious exposé of deception, corrupt behaviour, celebrity, lies and love. Rock stars like Marc Charles don’t like being messed with by crooked con artists. Targeted by a Show Business organization operating a hostile mafia-like scam, […]
Fun & Quirky Classics: Short Stories by Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and More
January 14, 2023 By
Sometimes life’s awkward or embarrassing; like when a small lie snowballs outs of control. Or you find a mouse in your pants on a train. Or a talking cat really ruins the mood at a dinner party. This book brings you funny, and witty short stories by 7 great writers from the 1800s and early […]
Free: Massive in Lapland
December 16, 2022 By
The third Alan and Frankie book – A Christmas novella. Alan Rose gets the trip of a lifetime. The trouble is, it’s someone else’s lifetime. A trip to Lapland to see Santa’s grotto, the Northern Lights, oh and he is contracted to perform a couple of stand up shows to bemused Finns. Pekka Pekkonen is […]
Don’t sh*t in my toilet
December 7, 2022 By
I just soiled myself. Ha! Got your attention (I think). Get ready for a hilarious adventure with original adult humor that spans the comedy spectrum (sketch, satire, bodily, surreal, observational). It’s funny, interactive, and pokes fun at humanity. Don’t let the title fool you! It’s not just about poop, but there are definitely poop jokes. […]
Encyclopedia of Dad Jokes
December 7, 2022 By
The Encyclopedia of Dad Jokes is packed full of hilarious dad jokes that will make you laugh… a LOT!! You’ll soon become the funniest person at home, work, the checkout line at the grocery store, and even the donut shop if you’re a police officer. It’s the best gift for any and every dad. Actually, […]
Free: Celebrations
December 1, 2022 By
A joyous photo cartoon celebration of fun, zany cat and human holidays by two quirky calico cat sisters. The series is divided 5 books: Autumn Celebrations (October, November, December), Winter Celebrations (January, February, March), Spring Celebrations (April, May, June), Summer Celebrations (July, August, September) and “Celebrating All. Year Long” ( a compilation of all the […]
Free: Once Upon a Time in Holyrood
November 29, 2022 By
In this outrageous sci-fi parody set in a futuristic Edinburgh twenty-four years after Scottish Independence, the five Bunnet sisters must make suitable matches before the family’s debts are foreclosed. It’s Pride and Prejudice, Jim, but not as we know it. Free on Kindle.
The Goodbye Girls
November 17, 2022 By
The first client for two newbie funeral planners is a murdered biker. What could go wrong? The Goodbye Girls takes you on an entertaining adventure through the trials of friendship and love—and will have you putting the fun in funeral. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Halo Dolly
November 11, 2022 By
Joe LaFlam is back, and he’s up to his private eyeballs in conspiracies. The Spelunkers are back, too, but are they only puppets in the take-over-the-world game? And is Q real? Joe’s latest encounter with the infernal powers gives us the inside scoop on just about every conspiracy theory going, including Q, Q+, the Reptilians, […]
Free: The Royal Riposte: What If William and Kate Shared Their Truths With Oprah?
October 19, 2022 By
It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely? We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, upcoming biographies and documentaries. So what if Oprah gave Kate and […]
Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story
October 16, 2022 By
A rescue dog faces the reality of his unusual new life. Rescued before he was due to be euthanized and now a celebrity animal star, Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom. When two glossy Sydney metro couples rescue an ordinary Aussie mutt from the Dog Pound, he wonders why… especially […]
Candles Over the Septic Tank
October 3, 2022 By
Grandma Edith’s hobbies are playing poker, eight-ball pool, and driving telephone scammers to hang up on her. Her granddaughter-in-law, Marcie, has a husband who won’t go away; he thinks the “ex” stands for kisses. When the two women set out to find Grandma Edith’s missing money, their unorthodox methods often produce unexpected and laugh-out-loud funny […]
Free: Help! My Wife Has Become A Yoga Teacher
September 17, 2022 By
Day in, day out, we all face a world full of strange people, peculiar rituals and businesses whose economic survival we cannot really understand. This book provides an account of one particular activity that the author learned about through his dear wife: yoga and especially its teacher community. During her journey from an enthusiastic practitioner […]
Gray Matters Volume 1
September 10, 2022 By
What’s so funny about life after 50? Jody will tell you in her collection of humorous short pieces, written Erma Bombeck style, that were originally published as a monthly humor column in a small-town newspaper. With the help of Internet sites, odd advice, and insights about the Baby Boomer generation Jody takes a wry, witty, […]
An Accidental Royal Kidnap
August 22, 2022 By
A playful English comedy following the fortunes of London schoolteacher George Nearly, after he stumbles upon a princess on his living-room rug. Full of fun, quirky characters, witty one-liners and observations on modern life, it’s a royally funny novel! (Its sequel, ‘The Royal Wedding Saboteurs’, is also discounted to half price during the offer period.) […]
Free: My Neighbours Are Stealing My Mail
August 14, 2022 By
Alan Rose has quit his job and, much to his disappointment, moved in with his girlfriend, Rosie. But if only it was. Rosy, that is. You see, he’s not getting any mail. Convinced his neighbours are stealing it, he investigates. Only to find evidence of…witchcraft. Meanwhile the Merton Palace Theatre is being renovated. As the […]
Free: The Good Audit
August 11, 2022 By
A true-to-life satire poking fun at the work, environment, and culture inside today’s largest public accounting firms (and really, the corporate office environment in general). Titles matter more than real names and the team quickly discovers there is no such thing as a good audit. Will the team come together to get the job done […]
Playing Horseshoes With Aliens
August 1, 2022 By
Three seniors unexpectedly find themselves fighting off shadow thugs in a wacky alien contest. Their intergalactic host, with a fondness for banjo tunes, keeps the challenge going to crazy lengths. If they win, the prize could benefit mankind’s existence. If not, the thugs will take possession of it for their dark agenda. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Fore Play
July 30, 2022 By
Mandy Manville is expected to win the club’s Women’s Golf Championship, which will qualify her to tee it up with legendary golfers in Scotland’s Cialis Open. But when ex-college star golfer Jody Benson joins the club, Mandy’s beautifully manicured nails become claws as she stops at nothing to keep the newcomer from entering the tournament. […]
Free: Wagging the Dog: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story
July 24, 2022 By
Rescued before he was due to be euthanised and now a celebrity animal star, Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom. Now that he’s been fired, it’s a new challenge for Elliott’s Timeshare owners. Can they get him back on TV again? Can he learn some risky new skills and tricks […]
The Teleporter
July 10, 2022 By
Booze, super heroes and comedy collide in this page-turning tale by best selling author Lee Hall $0.99 on Kindle.
Scam A-Lama Ding Dong
July 6, 2022 By
Rock star Marc Charles has to fight back to survive a mafia-like scam. He’s hounded by Cory Mariano, from a hostile Show Business organization. A wickedly dark comedy of deception, dodgy behaviour, celebrity, lies and love – and a huckster’s sly scheme to con the rock star. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home
June 26, 2022 By
Vince Locker’s life is tragic. His comedy act for the LaughCom competition has just bombed, ruining any chance of the cash prize he desperately needed. His life is in tatters; abandoned by his father as a child, an estranged wife, Jessica, who he seems to disappoint just by his mere existence, and living in his […]
Hacking George
June 24, 2022 By
Following a road-rage incident in which he was the victim, middle-aged cynic George Sanderson has an epiphany. He believes he has the power to influence fate and set the world to rights. During a meticulously-planned intervention to help his friend Angela Hayworth, the two fall in love. George’s lonely existence looks set to improve. But […]
Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story
June 24, 2022 By
Rescued before he was due to be euthanised, Elliott tells his story about his new oddball life when he becomes a Celebrity Time Share dog. Humorous, insightful and unexpectedly candid, this dog’s purpose is to entertain you. Told from the dog’s POV, Elliott gives you “ a dog’s version of life, death and stardom”. $0.99 […]
Journey to the Kingdom of No Return
June 3, 2022 By
To extend his shelf life which has come to an end, ‘tween hero, Little Book, strikes a deal with the Space Arrangers: rescue sci-fi action hero Luke Shelfwalker who has gone missing on the dark side. But the marauders of the dark side, (a.k.a the enemies of books) don’t care about deals, they care about […]
Pianist in a Bordello
May 15, 2022 By
Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life […]
