Bill Pullen is a brilliant storyteller. In this book, he invites the reader to pull up a chair and enjoy anecdotes of friends, family, and a myriad of celebrities, experienced over his five decades as an international hotelier. From historic country inns to five-star hotels on three continents he conveys his experiences with great humor […]
The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown
July 14, 2021 By
Buffeted by an ever-optimistic attitude, Gertie McDowell, a naive young girl from backwoods Kentucky, pens her diary–a series of bizarre misadventures that take her from starring on a foot fetish site in Los Angeles to hustling bets as a mechanical bull rider in Texas. From serving a stint in West Virginia’s Alderson Prison, because she […]
Free: An Accidental Royal Kidnap
June 28, 2021 By
Need a good laugh? Then grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humor. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she thinks […]
The Gopher King
June 5, 2021 By
Caddyshack meets Apocalypse Now, as a suicidal army veteran with PTSD finds salvation with the help of a magical creature who commands a weaponized army of 20,000 subterranean freedom fighters. These supernatural friends provide an unlikely path to redemption. What could possibly go wrong? $0.99 on Kindle.
Royally Wild
May 8, 2021 By
They thought life in the jungle was hard, but that was nothing compared to the media circus that’s about to begin. Can love to conquer all? Find out in this scandalously funny, sweet but sexy second installment of The Crazy Royal Love Series…$0.99 on Kindle.
Nothing Man
March 26, 2021 By
One man in need of an overhaul and two women determined to drag him there. But is he courageous enough to seize these new opportunities in this humorous quest for a fresh start? $0.99 on Kindle.
The Gopher King
March 10, 2021 By
Caddyshack meets Apocalypse Now, as a suicidal army veteran with PTSD finds salvation with the help of a magical creature who commands a weaponized army of 20,000 subterranean freedom fighters. $0.99 on Kindle.
Mitzy Moon Mysteries Books 1-3: Paranormal Cozy Mystery (Box Set 1)
February 8, 2021 By
Find out why readers are addicted to this series… The Mitzy Moon Mysteries: Box Set includes the first three books in the hilarious paranormal cozy mystery series. If you like snarky heroines, supernatural misfits, and a dash of romance, then you’ll love Trixie Silvertale’s twisty whodunits. Buy this Box Set to serve up the guilty […]
The Madonna of Fircombe on Sea
February 5, 2021 By
Disgraced consultant Alex has lost his job and been banished to Fircombe, a no-hope holiday resort. Can he save the town, and his soul? All whilst staying one step ahead of: a mad monk, a cuckolded South American revolutionary, and the Colonel’s wayward daughter. It’ll take a miracle. $0.99 on Kindle.
I Want To Be Super Messy
January 31, 2021 By
I Want To Be Super Messy is the first book by a young author in ‘The Quirky Life of Matt’ Series for 8- to 10-year olds. If your kids love the Wimpy Kid, fart humor, dirt, and grime, they’ll love Matt’s hilarious, faulty plans and pranks too. $1.99 on Kindle.
450 One Line Insults and Put Downs: Funny Put Downs and Horrible Insults That’ll Win Any Argument
January 2, 2021 By
If you want to verbally destroy your friends and family with hilarious comebacks, without sounding like a child, then read on… Looking to zing your friends, family, and co-workers with laughable one-liners? Want a quick and simple insult that is perfect for every situation? In need of a hilarious gag gift that’ll leave your recipient […]
Free: Would You Rather Kids Series: Big Collection of 1200+ Creative Scenarios & Thought Provoking Questions for Kids and Family (6 in 1)
December 18, 2020 By
Entertain Your Kids with 1200+ ‘Would You Rather’ Questions without Inventing Them Yourself! What if you plan a long road trip with your kids and need something to keep them entertained along the way? Imagine having a family game night, where everybody laughs out loud and has a good time. That is what you can […]
2020, An Obese Turtle: 101 COVID Words and Phrases We Want to Forget
December 16, 2020 By
A funny, satirical and touching book about the myriad of new words and phrases 2020 and COVID-19 have given us. From Zumping (getting dumped on Zoom), to Covidiots to “when can I hug again” this humorous list covers 101 of the most poignant words and phrases. Some we just want to forget, some will live […]
Free: Dear Dr Cornflake: For Loonies 8-118
December 16, 2020 By
Dr. Cornflake replies to his patient’s letters in his own unique and inimitable style. A nutty book that makes perfect reading for those with a zany sense of humor. Ideal for teenage boys and anyone whose fun faculty needs a jolt. There are dozens of letters to peruse and to be amazed with, and if […]
Massive in Lapland
December 11, 2020 By
A Christmas Story for Alan Rose and Frankie Fortune. Alan gets the trip of a lifetime. A trip to Lapland to see Santa’s grotto and the Northern Lights. All he has to do is perform a couple of stand up shows to bemused Finns. Pekka Pekkonen is Finland’s finest comedian, but he’s had enough of […]
Arnold Falls
December 2, 2020 By
Spend time in the funny, oddball village of Arnold Falls, where larger-than-life characters deal with the smallest of problems. Somehow, it all comes out right in the end. Arnold Falls is a novel that tips its hat to Armistead Maupin and P. G. Wodehouse, creating a world in which food, music, friendship, love, and tending […]
Free: The Gopher King
December 2, 2020 By
A suicidal former platoon sergeant, sole survivor of a Vietnam War jungle ambush, is haunted by what he perceives as his cowardly past. Debilitated by guilt and mourning the death of his wife, small-town newspaper publisher Stan Przewalski lives in a PTSD-fueled world where it is impossible to distinguish reality from fantasy. Free on Kindle.
Free: The Fly and the Cheese: Say You’re Sorry
November 23, 2020 By
Fly hated to apologize. In fact, he had never said the word sorry in his life. Fly finds himself in a hard situation only apologizing will get him out of. What is Fly to do? What does it take for him to apologize? This is an endearing, beautifully illustrated story that children will love to […]
The Joint of No Return
November 22, 2020 By
Bumbling stoner Charlie Hong has spent the last year in hiding, cultivating one last hare-brained scheme to escape his troubles: a clandestine marijuana operation. Just as he’s about to cash in, his cash crop is stolen by a bright light appearing in the night sky. After catching a ride with one of his plants, he […]
My Neighbours Are Stealing My Mail
November 20, 2020 By
More hilarious ghostly capers with Alan Rose and the Ghost of a 1970s stand – up comedian Frankie Fortune. In their fourth book Alan Rose has quit his job and, much to his disappointment moved in with his girlfriend, Rosie. But if only it was. Rosy, that is. You see, he’s not getting any mail. […]
Free: Holy Roundness
November 2, 2020 By
When a cult flourishes around a mysterious, floating sphere, believers may be in for a big surprise. Free on Kindle.
Kids Say The Darndest Things To Santa Claus
October 17, 2020 By
Where Art Linkletter left off, Santa Don picks up! After asking kids for their wish lists at Christmas as a volunteer Santa Claus, the author has heard it all. Now he shares the best of the best 85 stories. You’ll laugh, cry and recall the true meaning of Christmas for children. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, […]
Free: Roses Are Red (Poems That Will Make You Thorny)
October 9, 2020 By
For generations, we’ve been writing poems about romance, love, and what happens in the bedroom. This is a book dedicated to ruining all those poems and every relationship you’ve ever had. These poems are perverse and immature. They’re shocking, yet also sometimes what you secretly wish you could say. Give these poems to your partner […]
Hairbag Nation: A Story of the New York City Transit Police (Book 1:The Police Riot)
September 30, 2020 By
Being a cop in New York City can be challenging. Being a cop in the NYC subway can be disheartening. The daily environment of the transit cop – the dirt, grime, urine, graffiti, homeless, crowds, noise, and crime is enough to stifle anyone’s spirit. Throw in a hefty helping of inept leadership, ridiculous summons and […]
Dearest Fluffy
September 18, 2020 By
When you’re stuck hundreds of miles from home, what do you turn to for fun? It probably didn’t exist in 1861. But writing did. And letters. Remember them? Little pieces of trees wrapped in other little pieces of trees. Back then, sheep were pretty common on farms, because everybody had to darn their own socks. […]
Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City
September 12, 2020 By
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The […]
Midnight Run
September 4, 2020 By
“Authentic and funny. Joel nails a rookie’s blunders and achievements on the trail with sled dogs” -Jeff King, four-time Iditarod champion “Best wishes as you continue with your adventures.” -Robert Redford In the hilarious new travelogue by Joel Paul Reisig, the author has a heart attack and is dumped by the women he loves. He […]
Free: Managed Care
August 30, 2020 By
Book of the Year. Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t […]
Free: The Failure of Harvard: Harvard’s Total Ideological and Intellectual Failure
August 16, 2020 By
This book is like no other book ever written about our educational system and academia. This book intellectually and hysterically kicks the living $#!t out of our broken and dysfunctional system of “higher education” As the riots in America attest to, there is clearly something inherently wrong with academia. It is all too evident Social […]
The Indubitable World of Super Clutz Vol. 2: Tex Fourdor’s Revenge
June 30, 2020 By
William’s life is more complicated now that he’s one of the world’s most sought out superheroes. Can he stop Tex Fourdor’s sinister plan before it’s too late? $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Celebrity Roast: Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 24, 2020 By
‘A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.’ Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, and winners dazzle you to death. This offbeat short story collection tempts you with an entertaining and at times gobsmacking glimpse inside the strange lives of the bizarre crew who people fame and infamy. But be warned, addiction to […]
Free: Accidental Lazarus
June 23, 2020 By
It is sort of annoying having dead people dropping by at all hours… A paranormal detective like Dave Callaghan has already seen everything, but he never expected to find a presumed dead mobster drinking scotch in his armchair. He is definitely unhappy when he (it?) engages him to find out who shot him. But the […]
To Be Lovely, Be In Love!
June 16, 2020 By
If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life […]
Free: Celebrity Roast – Ten Tales of Stardom, Fandom and Random Acts
June 10, 2020 By
“A dark humorous short story collection bursting with surprises.” Enter a world where Stars, champions, celebrities, winners dazzle you to death. An aging celebrity is desperate to hit the headlines again. Once the darling of the tabloids and celeb weeklies, Annabel misses the headlines… but she’ll soon fix that with a spectacular jaw-dropping snapshot of […]
Typo Squad Book III: The Typo Alliance
June 9, 2020 By
Typos are lethal to 98% of the population. Be thankful typo squad is on patrol … Typo Squad is dealt a terrible blow by Anton Nym and his new errorist cell, known as the Erristocracy. But when all seems lost, the tide turns with the rise of the Typo Alliance. With a new headquarters, a […]
Free: Instapoet
May 25, 2020 By
For classmates, Max Wilson & Jeff Button, their disdain towards Texas Tech’s exclusive English department divides relationships. Yet, a new medium, ‘Glanceagram’, is discovered and their dreams of becoming an ‘instapoet’ turn into a grandiose reality neither expected. “Instapoet”, a comedy, draws inspiration from the illustrious Instagram subcommunity. Analyzing trends and exposing devious practices, this […]
Time Is Irreverent
May 18, 2020 By
An irreverent, liberal, twisty, time travel comedy! What if you could change history to eliminate slavery, World War II, the Spanish Inquisition, global warming, and an egomaniacal nuclear-bomb-dropping US president? What if that change also made 5 billion people poof from existence? Would you do it? “Ironic, original, hysterically funny, deftly crafted, and an impressively […]
Creatures from Below
April 28, 2020 By
Mother Earth had long resisted the damage being done to her by the expansion of the human population. In the past, when the numbers grew too big, she sent disease, famine, or natural disasters to contain it. However, as humans became smarter, they outwitted her devices and continued to multiply, bringing chaos and untold damage […]
Daisy in the Doghouse
April 8, 2020 By
From the author of Managed Care, the Maxy Book Awards 2019 “Book of the Year.” Inspired by her father’s rants, the popularity of Daisy’s blog soars, resulting in an unlikely sequence of events that ultimately has a very positive impact on way that people treat each other in American society. $0.99 on Kindle.
Fresh off the Starship
April 5, 2020 By
Readers’ Favorite book-award winner: A friendly, bewildered alien aims to land in Washington DC where she could help humanity on a grand geopolitical scale, but ends up in…Kansas! Wrong place, right time? Laugh through and be inspired by this fun, feel-good, moving and captivating tale that reminds us how truly awesome life on Earth and […]
