Life isn’t easy when you’re a book. This humorous, debut novel captures the extraordinary adventures of an extraordinary book. Entitled takes us on the journey of a book seeking to find a home as it is passed from one Reader to another. Along the way, our book tells its own story, “The Serendipity of Snow” […]
An Accidental Royal Kidnap
March 14, 2021 By
Need a good laugh? If so, grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humour. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she […]
Free: Cleopatra 54 BC: When Your Father Leaves You The Family Business ~ or ~ Who Let The Scribes Out?
October 2, 2020 By
Cleopatra starts to rule a bankrupt, deeply indebted Egypt, when she’s 15. This is historical fact. The fiction starts with Cleopatra as she tries one scheme after another to dig Egypt out of its financial hole. She romantically bonds two scribes to priestesses to make sure they return to Alexandria after a mission 1000’s of […]
Typo Squad Book III: The Typo Alliance
June 9, 2020 By
Typos are lethal to 98% of the population. Be thankful typo squad is on patrol … Typo Squad is dealt a terrible blow by Anton Nym and his new errorist cell, known as the Erristocracy. But when all seems lost, the tide turns with the rise of the Typo Alliance. With a new headquarters, a […]
The School Bully is My Brother
April 18, 2020 By
A young teen joins forces with the school bully in order to stop their parents from getting married. A hilarious yet touching tale, featuring a diverse cast. $0.99 on Kindle.
Uncommon Relations
November 28, 2019 By
“Be careful what you wish for!” When Terry encounters his double, shadowy wife Gudrun avoids hearing the amazing news. What is she hiding, and why? Soon both have some awkward secrets. Terry’s search traps him into increasingly bizarre situations. Bizarre can be funny, sad, alarming or thought-provoking and this novel offers all, as well as […]
Free: Managed Care
October 14, 2019 By
Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough […]
Misadventures in Real Estate
September 7, 2019 By
Do you like stories about strippers, bears, alligators, wartime romance, or aliens? Are you interested in learning how to become physically fitter, mentally healthier, strengthening your marriage, or maybe just an all-around better human being? From beginning to end, this book will keep you entertained and laughing. The outlandish stories also teach valuable life lessons […]
Free: Divine Space Gods III: Rangda’s Shenanigans
September 4, 2019 By
When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake. The Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the rebel Keila unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind. Eventually, Keila’s daughter Sabina must face Rangda. But Sabina hasn’t trained and isn’t […]
Episodes From Office Life
September 3, 2019 By
In a Britain which has recently seceded from something bigger and fuzzier, Mike Allen is a team leader in a State body which does indescribable things with unsuspecting other things. In a series of farcical, and occasionally risqué, comic adventures, the team find themselves challenged by a hex-casting Roma woman, Russian spies, a trade union […]
Free: The Pizza Prophet
July 1, 2019 By
Following a near-death experience, an aging pizza delivery expert presumes he’s a prophet and a local prostitute his unsuspecting oracle. The Pizza Prophet is hilarity with all the toppings: mobsters, romance and plenty of tips (from above). Free on Kindle.
Bucket to Greece
June 18, 2019 By
A comical moving abroad adventure. Needing a pseudonym to avoid embarrassing his wife after deciding to pen a book about moving from England to Greece, the author dusted off his original name of V.D. Bucket, the name he was stuck with after being abandoned in a bucket as a baby. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Famous Union
April 17, 2019 By
Famous Union College is a slow-moving train wreck, a place where what is what is not. Two hapless heroes. An exhibitionist secretary. Bumbling administrators. A paranoid football coach. Conniving coeds. A sex-obsessed football player. Who knows what will happen next…$0.99 on Kindle.
