The world needs a hilarious absurdist/rom-com/drama/sci-fi/thriller/satire and Mauve Alert is here to fill that need! Enter the world of Ava Birchcroft, award-winning author, as she tackles daily life alongside a literary agent with a faulty metal hand, a sneering case of Writer\’s Block, accusations of offending the entire Swedish nation and a global conspiracy by […]
Free: A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home
November 20, 2021 By
Vince Locker’s life is tragic. His comedy act for the LaughCom competition has just bombed, ruining any chance of the cash prize he desperately needed. His life is in tatters; abandoned by his father as a child, an estranged wife, Jessica, who he seems to disappoint just by his mere existence, and living in […]
Dad Jokes for New Dads
November 18, 2021 By
This book is jam-packed with the most iconic dad jokes you’ll find. Your kids will not be able to stop rolling on the floor in laughter or covering their faces in embarrassment. True to the dad joke style, we’ve made sure all the jokes here are so bad they’re impossible not to laugh at. Whatever […]
Oh Daddy Chronicles
October 11, 2021 By
Gold Medal Winner – Humor – Readers’ Favorite Awards. Described as “Saturday Night Live, in written form, on steroids,” 46 hilarious skits follow the craziness of Trump’s presidency and feature fictional conversations in the Oval Office. The unexplainable is explained, such as why Trump was so enamored with hydroxychloroquine and the real reason behind the […]
Scam A-Lama Hardball
October 10, 2021 By
Jump into the sleazy side of Show Business and laugh out loud at the crazy plot twists in the fast-paced comedy crime novel. All Rock Star Marc Charles has to do to reboot his career is to sign a big, new album contract. But there’s a catch…isn’t there always? He has to record a really […]
Free: Just His Secretary: A Sweet Romantic Comedy (Southern Roots Sweet RomCom Book 1)
October 1, 2021 By
She’s just his secretary…until he needs someone on his arm to convince his mother that he can take over the family business. Then Callie becomes Dawson’s girlfriend—but just in his text messages…but maybe she’ll start to worm her way into his shriveled heart too. Callie: Dawson Houser makes sure everyone who comes into the office […]
The Road To COVID-30: Self-Help Satire For The Soul
September 1, 2021 By
Inspired by self-help books which are generally not applicable during a global pandemic (especially hot yoga), and the unique moment when first-world countries started comparing themselves with Iraq – this book is meant to unravel the mysteries of the reality presented to you. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Doomsday Machine
August 13, 2021 By
A COMEDY TWIST ON THE TRADITIONAL SCI-FI SPACE OPERA Could you work with your ex? Could you trust them to keep your secrets? In the first book of this parody space opera series, garbage freighter Space Scrap 17 is selected for a top-secret mission. Captain Daisy Daryl and XO Michigan Jones must forget their failed […]
Free: Three Dogs And A Wedding: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story
July 26, 2021 By
The best day to be Best Dog is Valentine’s Day Like all dogs, Elliott understands about love, and he’s already helped rescue Paul and Adriana’s romance, but it seems that Adman Jamie can only see the dollars. He schemes to turn the wedding into a televised moneymaking event, with Elliott as Best Dog at Paul […]
The Ping-Pong Champion of Chinatown
July 14, 2021 By
Buffeted by an ever-optimistic attitude, Gertie McDowell, a naive young girl from backwoods Kentucky, pens her diary–a series of bizarre misadventures that take her from starring on a foot fetish site in Los Angeles to hustling bets as a mechanical bull rider in Texas. From serving a stint in West Virginia’s Alderson Prison, because she […]
Santa’s Pandemic Cruise
July 1, 2021 By
As scrap metal prices plummet and tourism to the North Pole drops drastically the Russians have an old Icebreaker that they don’t need. Later as two American Icebreakers steam towards Alaska from a trip to the North Pole they’re overtaken by that old ship travelling at full speed. $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Once Upon a Death
June 11, 2021 By
I never chose death—death chose me. Now I choose change. Kaah Maah had been the reaper for over a millennia. The mundane repetition of collecting souls night after night from an ever-increasing population was beginning to grind on him. Kaah had witnessed an ocean of unique faces, all confronted with their final moments on earth. […]
How to Leash a Thief
June 1, 2021 By
Life in Pleasant Hills, Texas, flows like sweet molasses. Normally. But nothing is pleasant or normal about murder. On a hot summer night, southern and sassy Steely Lamarr discovers someone murdered the janitor at her newly acquired dog-grooming shop. Unfortunately, the rest of the community considers the deceased riffraff and a stain on society. But […]
Dargo, Eco Hero! A Feel-Good Novella
May 9, 2021 By
HILARIOUS, HEART-WARMING, DIFFERENT and DELIGHTFUL! A lonely young man suffers a massive defeat. When all is lost, he meets a fiery fortune-teller who pleads with him to save her. Can he re-invent himself as a hero? An enjoyable timely tale that will appeal to the magic in all of us. Illustrations. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies
May 1, 2021 By
ONCE UPON A TIME… Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married. Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever […]
If You See Kay Lie: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery
April 18, 2021 By
BJ’s life is a three-ring circus. She’s juggling her jobs, her friends, and man-troubles, and then things get complicated. Out on a morning walk with her dog, Twinkles, BJ stumbles over a dead body. Not quite what she expected before her first cup of coffee – or ever. Come for a cop, stay for the […]
Reflections – Monologues and Muses of Modern Times
April 5, 2021 By
Think ‘tales of the unexpected’ meets ‘talking heads’! This book is a collection of short monologues that introduces the reader to 6 very different characters who talk to you about their experience of everyday life and how it makes them who they are. Some of the tales contain humour, some are sad but all are […]
Nothing Man
March 26, 2021 By
One man in need of an overhaul and two women determined to drag him there. But is he courageous enough to seize these new opportunities in this humorous quest for a fresh start? $0.99 on Kindle.
An Accidental Royal Kidnap
March 14, 2021 By
Need a good laugh? If so, grab this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue & Great British humour. Join London schoolteacher George Nearly as he tries to work out why there’s a woman on his rug claiming to be a princess, what happened last night and why she […]
Free: Corporate Psycho
February 27, 2021 By
If it weren’t so funny, it would be serious, very serious. The corporate world is gripped by a virus of bad behaviour. The corporate psychopaths have taken over. Disgusting, selfish and downright mean behaviour is dressed and camouflaged as acceptable. We have gone to the dark side. The pressure of delivering year-in-year-out on the undeliverable […]
Name the Game
February 18, 2021 By
Newer fun game for friends (and foes). Poems of summer sporting events, individual and team sports. Poem titles are hints, or clues to the actual name of the game. Reading further into each poem, reveals a clearer meaning to solve the poem. Play alone or challenge your partner or teammates. Can you get a perfect […]
Mitzy Moon Mysteries Books 1-3: Paranormal Cozy Mystery (Box Set 1)
February 8, 2021 By
Find out why readers are addicted to this series… The Mitzy Moon Mysteries: Box Set includes the first three books in the hilarious paranormal cozy mystery series. If you like snarky heroines, supernatural misfits, and a dash of romance, then you’ll love Trixie Silvertale’s twisty whodunits. Buy this Box Set to serve up the guilty […]
The (un)Lucky Sperm
February 6, 2021 By
The (un)Lucky Sperm is a funny memoir—a collection of honest, harrowing, and absurd accounts. If you like stories full of sarcasm and observational humor, then you are going to love this book. $0.99 on Kindle
450 One Line Insults and Put Downs: Funny Put Downs and Horrible Insults That’ll Win Any Argument
January 2, 2021 By
If you want to verbally destroy your friends and family with hilarious comebacks, without sounding like a child, then read on… Looking to zing your friends, family, and co-workers with laughable one-liners? Want a quick and simple insult that is perfect for every situation? In need of a hilarious gag gift that’ll leave your recipient […]
We Must Save Jepson! (A Novella)
December 28, 2020 By
Part rip-roaring adventure, part scathing historical satire, and entirely hilarious, We Must Save Jepson! is the tale of clueless-yet-determined librarian H. R. Huxtable and his band of misfits as they battle to rescue a beleaguered British outpost in Victorian-era central Africa. $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: The Cul-De-Sac
December 15, 2020 By
Lucas and Bennett Gaines are the newest home owners on Calumny Court. Being a gay couple in their mid-thirties, the two must navigate through the traditional lifestyle of those that live on the cul-de-sac. At every turn, they run into what seems to be a never-ending set of problems with the judgmental and catty neighbors. […]
Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City: A Day Like Any Other
December 9, 2020 By
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The […]
My Neighbours Are Stealing My Mail
November 20, 2020 By
More hilarious ghostly capers with Alan Rose and the Ghost of a 1970s stand – up comedian Frankie Fortune. In their fourth book Alan Rose has quit his job and, much to his disappointment moved in with his girlfriend, Rosie. But if only it was. Rosy, that is. You see, he’s not getting any mail. […]
Bad Elf
November 5, 2020 By
A Goth-elf, Jack is not like most other elves at The Pole. He hates the cold. Hates making toys. And he thinks Santa might be just a little bit too stingy with the coal. Afraid he might belong to a darker side of Christmas, Jack dreams of running away while Santa is out delivering presents. […]
Kids Say The Darndest Things To Santa Claus
October 17, 2020 By
Where Art Linkletter left off, Santa Don picks up! After asking kids for their wish lists at Christmas as a volunteer Santa Claus, the author has heard it all. Now he shares the best of the best 85 stories. You’ll laugh, cry and recall the true meaning of Christmas for children. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, […]
Free: Fake History: The Wildly Inaccurate, Ruthlessly Manipulative, Dangerously Deceptive, and REAL History of the World
October 10, 2020 By
Fake History is the textbook you wish you could have read while falling asleep in history class. From Jesus Christ to Donald Trump, from Genesis to World War III, from ancient legends to alternative facts, Fake History takes a comic romp through the tangled narratives of history to reveal the scandalous truth of the world’s […]
Kiss My Carol! “A Christmas Carol” Comedy for Grown-Ups!
October 10, 2020 By
You’ve never seen Ebenezer Scrooge like this before, no matter HOW impossible that is to believe! Still taking place in Victorian London with all the cozy characters you know and love, this completely original grown-up comedy adaption of “A Christmas Carol” may leave you totally exhausted and dribbling from laughter at the huge amount of […]
We Must Save Jepson!
October 4, 2020 By
Cannibals and lions and murder–oh my! Britain’s greatest bumbler and his extraordinary African expedition. $0.99 on Kindle.
Hairbag Nation: A Story of the New York City Transit Police (Book 1:The Police Riot)
September 30, 2020 By
Being a cop in New York City can be challenging. Being a cop in the NYC subway can be disheartening. The daily environment of the transit cop – the dirt, grime, urine, graffiti, homeless, crowds, noise, and crime is enough to stifle anyone’s spirit. Throw in a hefty helping of inept leadership, ridiculous summons and […]
Dearest Fluffy
September 18, 2020 By
When you’re stuck hundreds of miles from home, what do you turn to for fun? It probably didn’t exist in 1861. But writing did. And letters. Remember them? Little pieces of trees wrapped in other little pieces of trees. Back then, sheep were pretty common on farms, because everybody had to darn their own socks. […]
Diary of a H.O. (House Officer)
September 17, 2020 By
This book could save your life! If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like working at a hospital Level 1 trauma center this book offers unfiltered true stories which occurred during a surgeon’s first year of training. The book offers insight into modern healthcare and the state of society. You will laugh, cry, and question your […]
Change Of A Dress
September 6, 2020 By
GEORGE MANLEY political novice and closeted cross-dresser runs for US president and wins. This fast-paced, farcical, quirky comedy takes you to the heart of the presidency and one man’s struggle for the White House, to save America, and for personal acceptance. $1.99 on Kindle.
Free: Mr. Hyde, Book 6 of the Carrows Family Chronicles
September 3, 2020 By
A narcissistic, criminally unscrupulous NYC real estate developer and bully crosses paths with the billionaire Carrows family. Wait. The Russians are involved? Naturally, they have their own agenda. They usually do. It’s good versus evil time. Upon whom will you bet? A humorous, satirical mystery caper series. Another intricately woven sting operation. Sit back, relax, […]
Free: Managed Care
August 30, 2020 By
Book of the Year. Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t […]
Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City
August 29, 2020 By
Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply haven’t met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but he’s always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The […]
