Ten humorous science fiction stories telling of a train journey into a parallel world, a hen party in space, a retired scientist who invents an antidote to Murphys Law, and more. $0.99 on Kindle.
Tales of American Idiocy
“Soon the humans will all wear muzzles and be chained to their homes by their great glowing boxes!” This announcement by Chester stopped the meeting of the pets of Sunnyside Street cold. Not that they were surprised by the neighborhood conspiracy cat. Chester was full of odd ideas, most of which he announced at inopportune […]
Free: Mama Said
Do you know the difference between Caterwaulin’ and Cattywampus? Or maybe you’re thinking of Catty-corned? Did you know you can use a spider web on a wound to stop bleeding? Just make sure the spider ain’t still on it. Do you know how to make Buckeyes? If you answered NO to these questions, then you […]
Free: Wagging the Dog: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story
Celebrity dog Elliott fears he’ll be sent back to the Dog Pound when he is fired from his starring role as a pirate dog in the dog food TV Ad campaign. Will he end up being a one-hit wonder? You’ll laugh all the way as Elliott digs deep to learn some risky new skills and […]
Free: A Young Woman’s Guide to Life: A Cautionary Tale
Since 1996, Ann Aikens’s newspaper column “Upper Valley Girl” has delighted readers with anecdotes, cautionary tales, and Ann’s signature blend of humor and sincerity. Now Ann has collected her best advice into one volume aimed at helping the Young People (hereafter referred to as YPs) avoid her mistakes—or at least make more interesting ones. If […]
Free: Heart Shaped Butt
Hen is distraught! She wants to make a valentine for Cow, but there’s no ribbon! No glue! Not a speck of glitter! What will she do? All seems lost, but then: a stroke of inspiration. Her own butt is heart-shaped! Can she turn her behind into a valentine? Join this dramatic chicken in a charming […]
Free: Time Out!
“Journey back in time with this imaginative read, full of laughter and the unexpected on every page.” –Nancy Flinchbaugh, Revelation at the Labyrinth Free on Kindle.
Run Lab Rat Run
She’s been a genetic test subject her entire life. To earn her freedom, she just has to survive the deadliest race on earth. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Book of Bart
Only one thing is so powerful, so dangerous that Heaven and Hell must work together to find it: the Shard of Gabriel. With a mysterious Black Cloud of Death hot on the shard’s trail, a desperate Heaven enlists the help of Bart, a demon who knows more about the shard than almost anyone. If Bart […]
Free: Switching Hour
Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it’s enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission…with no freaking directions. So here I […]
Kaffka, the Holy Grail, and a Woman Who Reads: The Quests of Sir Kay
Peace has finally been achieved—and it sucks. At least for Sir Kay. I mean, nobody really likes the cold and the fear of war, but compared with now? That delicious, dark-roasted heady beverage Merlin brought back from the Middle East, kaffa, is long gone. Arthur expects Kay to run castle and kingdom, just because he’s […]