An irreverent, twisty, time travel comedy! What if you could change history to eliminate slavery, World War II, global warming, and an egomaniacal nuclear-bomb-dropping president? What if that change also made 5 billion people poof from existence? Would you do it? Time Is Irreverent explores those questions, as benevolent aliens send Marty Mann to AD […]
Pianist in a Bordello
February 10, 2018 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters […]
Free: Pianist in a Bordello
September 19, 2017 By
Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you? Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. Free on Kindle.
Wish I Were Here
July 20, 2017 By
Savannah Waters, a 40 yr old Los Angeles artist, never expected to ride through the Alps on the back of her rugged doctor’s Harley in pursuit of her stolen nude self-portrait, when her world was turned upside down. After her x-boyfriend died of a drug overdose, she endures a nauseating intervention, AA, and even jail […]
Wanna-be’s
June 12, 2017 By
With his new girlfriend – a soccer mom with a taste for bondage – urging him to “go condo,” failed screenwriter Winfield Payton needs cash. Accepting a job offer from a college friend, he becomes the lone white employee of a black S&L. As the firm’s token white, he poses as a Mafioso to intimidate […]
Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer
April 18, 2017 By
Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? […]
Thawing A.C. Nielsen
November 28, 2016 By
Pod after pod of frozen people, two outrageous reality TV superstars, a slacker doctor in orange Crocs, an ancient, crazy millionaire actress, a guinea pig named Mr. T, Two randy Irish folk singers— How in the world will a talented young microbiologist who just wants to be ‘normal’ survive? It’s Nerds versus Narcissists as Kate […]
Pianist in a Bordello
January 23, 2016 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters […]
The Adventures of George (Satire)
September 24, 2015 By
The Adventures of George is a satirical and humorous look at recent events, international affairs, national leaders and celebrities. The characters, both named and unnamed have similarities to real people, both alive and dead and, thus, the reader will meet our hero George, The Mere Leader, the Bearded One, Mustafa bin Maden, Elvester, Didi Damin, […]
Off the Reservation
June 19, 2015 By
An uproarious comic novel that explores modern presidential politics and whether honesty can find a place within it, Off the Reservation will keep you laughing throughout. When Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Indiana, fed up with Washington, retires from Congress, he does so with such stunning honesty that he is drafted to run for president. If […]
Off the Reservation
March 20, 2015 By
This uproarious comic novel explores modern presidential politics and asks whether honesty can find a place within it. When Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Indiana, fed up with Washington, retires from Congress, he does so with such stunning honesty that he is drafted to run for president. If he’s going to do it, he’s going to do […]
The Villain’s Sidekick
September 5, 2014 By
In celebration of the first anniversary of its publication, “The Villain’s Sidekick” will be free for the taking for all Kindle and Kindle app users for five fabulous fun-filled days and nights starting on Friday September 5. The story of a supervillain’s henchman with a machine-gun arm, a steel jaw, an estranged six-year-old daughter, an […]
