When the bottom falls out of the bottled ship market, Sholto Tadcaster accepts a job offer from an enigmatic Bishop obsessed with the taste of Winged Hermaphrodite. This simple yes to employment scatters his family, destroys Big Ben, flattens a Margate Donkey Convention and shatters the fragile peace hanging between the forces of Canterbury and the Ottoman Empire. $2.99 on Kindle.